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Why Dogs Are Better Than Women

Dogs don’t cry.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to
a quick drink.

Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are
running late.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are
to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other
dogs.

Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another
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10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.

9. You don't go for 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair.

8. Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim...
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Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...8:00am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing...
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We love our kids. They fill our days with little amusements and big surprises. Their smiling faces greet us early in the morning wanting their Cheerios and juice then they scurry off to have a day of imaginative play. Then we wake and realize that was the fairytale that we envisioned during those long 9 months of pregnancy.
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1. Thou shalt feed me today more than thou did'st yesterday
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The greatest thing I've ever known,
Someone came and took me home.
I'm away from the track; hope I never go back!
Like a nightmare in my memory, my future looked black.
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Every body who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he doted on. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest saying, "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly say a mass for the poor creature?"
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The greatest thing I've ever known,
Someone came and took me home.
I'm away from the track; hope I never go back!
Like a nightmare in my memory, my future looked black.
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1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
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